Today my smokin' hot husband is 30 years old!
Here are just a few things that make him the one of the most respectable men you'll ever meet and my knight in shining armor.
1.) He loves Mashed Potatoes.
It's an obsession, really.
As in, before marrying me, his grocery shopping usually just entailed buying a 5 pound bag of potatoes and milk.
Weirdo.
2.) He's going to be a Farmer.
He loves manual labor and is fiercely passionate about bacon. So it just makes sense that this is his dream. For the past few years, he's spent a good amount of his time reading and researching about all that farming entails, and how to build this kind of business from the ground up. It's quite impressive.
And I'm pretty stoked about being a farmer's wife.
Mostly because living out in the middle of nowhere should help me accomplish my life-long goal of never having to learn how to parallel park.
He has some exciting things planned for getting our farm off of the ground this year, which I'm told will involve cute little pigs, and you can keep up with it all on the
Blog, the
Facebook Page, and
Twitter.
3.) He's very protective of me.
In addition to the traditional chivalry of opening my car door for me, getting rid of any TERRIFYING insects that have the audacity to enter my kitchen, and getting up in the middle of the night to check for intruders because I heard the wind blow and now I'm too scared to sleep, conversations like these are not uncommon:
*In the car, going out on a date*
Luke: "You look super hot, babe."
Me: "Aw thanks, hunny."
Luke: "And I killed anyone who didn't think so."
Me: "Oh. Uhh... that's...good?.."
Luke: "Yes."
Me: "..So wait, you're saying there are people who don't think I'm hot?"
Luke: "Not anymore. I have annihilated them. They have been taken out of the picture."
Me: "I see. Well, uhh...thanks, babe."
Luke: "You're welcome."
My hero.
4.) He's an introvert.
Not exactly what you would call a social butterfly.
He's not shy, he naturally carries himself with boldness and confidence, but it takes him a while to get to know people or let them get to know him. But because he has such a quiet strength about him...it can scare people. Or make them think that he doesn't like them.
I think it's hot though. In a Bouncer/Secret Service/Clint Eastwood sort of way.
Don't take it personally.
5.) He can be really awkward.
This is mostly due to #4.
It's not a '
I try too hard' kind of awkward, just a
'I couldn't care less about this conversation so I'm just going to not say anything or walk away leaving it up to my wife to laugh nervously and say something really stupid about her shoes and then go look for wine.' kind of awkward.
It makes us a really special couple.
6.) His favorite food is Lasagna.
I make it for him for every Anniversary, Valentines Day, and Birthday that I can. Because he requests it every time.
I should probably go get started on the ones that I'm making tonight actually...
7.) He started going bald at 22 years old.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE WAS 22 WHEN HE MET ME.
Haha, just kidding.
Kind of.
He gets it from his mom's side of the family. All the men are bald and have beards by the age of 12.
It's a redneck thing. Whatev.
8.) He uses a safety razor.
This was one of the first things that made me want to marry him.
I saw his toiletries. Realized that he uses the same shaving system that Cary Grant did, and fell in love.
9.) He smokes pipe tobacco.
At night after the kids are in bed, before we settle down to watch a movie or something, he'll go out to the garage (aka his man cave) to have a beer, smoke his pipe, and unwind a little.
I love that he does it.
Plus he comes back in the house smelling like all sorts of hunky manliness. Mmmm.
10.) He owned his first home when he was 21 years old.
Which for a young, single bachelor... is pretty impressive.
11.) He loves the show Duck Dynasty
And he's alarmingly similar to Phil Robertson.
Filthy rich rednecks hunting squirrels and blowing crap up.
Can't beat it. We love watching it together.
It's on A&E, check it out sometime.
(Like.. right now.)
12.) He's incredibly responsible and wise with money.
You may call him Luke, or Dave Ramsey Jr., which ever you prefer.
He's awesome with numbers, rocks our monthly budget like no one's business, and easily understands and manages things like stocks and mutual funds.
Basically the things that make me cry for my mommy and turn my brain into tapioca.
But I'm so thankful that he has that quality. I don't have to stress about any financial pressure because I know he's got it taken care of. And I know how rare that is.
13.) He likes younger women.
Haha, just kidding.
Only me.
I'm 6 years younger than him.
14.) He loves being a father.
This man adores his kids. And he's so good with them.
He tenderly loves them, has a great time playing with them, and enjoys teaching them.
15.) He's owned 16 cars in his life.
WHICH IS RIDICULOUS.
Considering he's been driving for less than 16 years.
When he was single, that's just kind of what he spent his money on. But he would buy them and sell them with cash, so they weren't just stupid mistakes or anything.
At one point, he owned 5 cars at one time. WHO NEEDS 5 CARS??
Most of the time we've been married, we've owned 3.
But now were down to 2.
You know..like normal people.
16.) Spelling isn't really his thing.
He's actually quite terrible at it. And I lovingly give him crap about it all the time.
He'll text me something sweet like "Your beautiful."
To which I'll sigh, roll my eyes, and respond "It's 'You're'. But thank you, sweetie"
Not his strongsuit. Oh well.
You win some, you lose some.
17.) He is all about slap-stick comedy.
Whether it's Chris Farley being dragged behind a car with his pants on fire, or our kid tripping over a shoe and doing a summersault over her bean bag chair...Luke cannot stop laughing.
18.) He loves classic country music.
Willie Nelson. Waylon Jennings. Johnny Cash.
He loves the greats.
And I'm pretty sure being forced to attend a Miranda Lambert concert would his ultimate nightmare.
19.) He was born at the Mayo Clinic.
Which is an interesting fact to people who aren't from Minnesota.
20.) He loves to read.
Books are his love language. He loves to learn and grow, and reading is his favorite way to do that.
21.) He brews his own beer.
Which is delicious. Feel free to swing by sometime and have one with us.
22.) He sucks at relaxing.
I mean, he doesn't have a problem unwinding at night with a movie or a book, but during the day he absolutely needs to be working on something or getting projects accomplished so that he doesn't go insane.
For example, when we were on OUR HONEYMOON, first thing in the morning he'd be all "Ok, well we should get up and get going so that we can get stuff done."
I was like
..Get stuff.. done?.. What stuff? Were at a cabin in the mountains! What is there to get done but sleep and drink wine in the hot tub?!
I still have no idea what he was talking about.
He's a freak.
23.) He loves pie.
Which is new to me.
I don't prefer my fruit cooked.
And I'm still learning how to master the whole crust situation.
24.) He is passionate about God and His Word.
I had never met any man who had so much gospel-centered integrity before Luke. It's something I've always admired about him and it's helped shape and encourage my faith immensely. I'm thankful for his boldness, his unwavering faith, and his constant longing to grow deeper in the Word.
25.) He's never seen a musical before.
This is obviously my biggest failure as a wife.
Singing in the Rain. The Sound of Music. Phantom of the Opera. My Fair Lady. Oklahoma.
Nothing.
It's pathetic. And I really need to fix this.
26.) He's a hard worker.
See #22.
But really, while he happily works his butt off for us, He's good about coming home and being here with us. It's a good, and rare, balance of not being a lazy oaf or a workaholic.
27.) He desperately needs to read the Harry Potter books.
(Shameless plug.)
Hunny? If you're reading this, I want you to know that I got you the entire series in hardcover for your birthday and also a babysitter for the next 3 days so that I can read them all to you without interruption until the end. You're welcome.
28.) When he was 17, he rebuilt a 1971 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
He bought it at a police auction for a few hundred bucks, took the engine out, and rebuilt it, piece by piece.
...I don't exactly know what all of that entails... but I know that it's pretty stinkin' cool.
This picture is of him and his best friend, Kevin, (and their beloved cars) back when they were young hooligans who wore baggy clothes and their baseball caps backwards and did questionably legal things.
Oh, the good ol' days.
(And Luke looks like Tom Cruise here.)
29.) He has his name engraved on a keg in a brewery.
Because he drank an EPIC amount of beer there.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is what being young and going through a bad break-up will do to you.
YOU'LL GET AWARDS FOR IT.
30.) Turning 30 doesn't phase him AT ALL.
I've been asking him lately if he feels weird, or old, or scared of being that much closer to needing dentures.. and He really isn't.
He's just always looking forward to what the future holds and excited at what's in store for us.
Happy Birthday to my amazing, protective, mashed-potato-loving, weird, awkward, smokin' hot farmer husband.
I love growing older with you.